In a world where fashion choices range from the bold to the bewildering, there exists a special breed of fashionistas who proudly sport the most shameless t-shirts known to humanity. Brace yourself for a wild ride through the outrageous realm of shameless t-shirts worn by people who give zero fashion faux pas.
Wait Your Turn
Ladies, get in line. Do not worry if you are not first.
The supply is plentiful. As long as everyone keeps their composure and stays cool, calm, and collected, everyone will have a chance to speak with him. Take it one step at a time, and before you know it, you may have the chance to meet Prince Charming.
Shame On You
Shame on those girls! The guy has a stellar smile and a golden heart.
He should have been off the market years ago. The right woman will surely come along in due time for this guy. If not, this shirt will serve you well for a long time.
Didn't You Know
Not everything is flat in Florida. If you don't know, now you know.
This girl understands. How do we know? It's right on her shirt.
Success Story
Beating anorexia can be tough, but it's a battle worth fighting for.
Salute my man. Raise your forks and let's feast on life, because we're all here to say, "Anorexia, you're no match for our appetites for happiness!"
Scenic Beauty
Have you ever been to Italy? It's a country full of surprises.
Italians are known for their warmth and friendliness. You'll often find yourself welcomed with open arms and treated like family. My guess is this young lady was no exemption.
Do I?
Only a skinny person could wear a shirt that reads "Do I make you look fat?"
I would say yes, as she is so dainty and petite. Those low rise pants and bikini bottoms really emphasize this point. The lack of bloating means she's not having as much fun as everyone else, right?
Winning
50, fat, diabetic, and still beating you in the race.
The race is definitely not easy for him, but he's still pushing himself to the limit. If he's out there crushing his workout, there's no reason for you to sit around.
Big Brains
Don't be so harsh on yourself my lady.
You look like a young woman whose full of talents. Assets galore.
$20 is $20
This guy knows his price. Take it or leave it.
It is a constant question asked of people about how much it would cost to do something they would never normally do. The price isn't in question here.
Transparent
Bringing out her confidence. Designed for a comfortable fit.
Welcome to the "No Bra Club," where comfort meets liberation and gravity is just a misunderstood force.
Quickie
"Kiss me before my boyfriend comes back." This joke involves some risk.
Something about that smirk makes me think she's serious. I guess there's only one way to find out.
Lots of Trouble
One might think this girl is nothing but trouble.
As you can see from the design, the text is a bit higher than normal, which makes the shirt particularly interesting.
Safety First
Many places allow pickup truck riding, but it can be very dangerous.
It's kind of funny to wear a safety T-shirt while sitting in the bed of a truck, even if it's your job. This is not a safe practice.
Almost There
A lady's desire for fame is almost universal, and this one is no exception.
The only question is, which spotlight can she get? In today's world, a viral photo might be enough to get her on a reality show. It's hard to predict where her career will lead, but it looks almost as bright as her hair.
Awesome Parts
Perfection is an idea that is difficult, if not impossible, for any individual to achieve.
You shouldn't worry about being perfect. It’s not clear what parts this person’s shirt is referring to, but they must be pretty great.
Nerds Please
Talk dirty, I mean, nerdy to me.
Have you ever heard of quantum entanglement? It's a mind-boggling phenomenon in quantum physics. When two particles become entangled, their properties become correlated. How'd I do?
Perfect Paige
Golf is supposed to be a gentleman's game, isn't it? Where's the etiquette?
Paige Spiranac posing during last years Waste Management Phoenix Open golf tournament in a yellow shirt and black leggings. She knows what sells.
Strict Instruction
We have very strict instruction on what to do before taking photos.
I wonder what's underneath the shirt that makes you want to take a picture. I guess there can only be one way to find out.
Relieve Stress
Yes, yoga is known to be a beneficial practice for stress release.
This lady has a different perspective of yoga. Yes, she's relieving stress, but only because she's drinking wine in yoga pants. Wine or yoga? She picked wine.
Beach Beware
Attention seeking at it's finest.
'Tis the season to keep the creeps away. This is probably counterproductive. Just makes you want to creep even harder, am I right?
I Hate Everyone
Tell us really how you feel, grandmom.
Considering all the negativity and aggression in the world right now, hating everyone doesn’t seem that bad.
Don't Bother
Clearly, this girl is looking forward to a night full of drinking, partying, and good vibes only.
She's not drunk yet, so don't bother her. You can expect a huge raging party to break loose once she is there. She'll be dancing on tables in a few hours.
Keep Chugging
Each part of this picture contributes to the story.
He's awaiting his opportunity. Licking his chops. With each passing chug, his success rate rises.
Twinning
"I saw that you've already met the twins."
But are they identical? Perhaps an examination is required.
Brute Strength
Being safe in the forest is more important than being smart.
Can anyone reel the fish out of the water, build the fair, and pitch the tent? Probably not this guy, but if you need something lifted, he's the one.
Slide To Unlock
I'm not sure how this one works. It says "slide to unlock" but it won't do much.
The shirt is a humorous take on the old iPhone lock screen, but since that phone is so outdated, this is more of a thrift store find than anything else.
Sexy Fart
Most people lack the confidence to wear a shirt like this in public.
The shirt starts with a fart, so it lets those who read it know what she's about even before she speaks. I especially like the gold and bold letter "A." It really drives home the point.
Collage?
Doesn't look like she does a lot of studying anyway, does it?
Her shirt should have read "I heart college," which she would have known if she really loved college.
Pure Talent
She definitely attracted a lot of attention that night on the dance floor.
How many numbers did she get that night? I'm sure the line was out the door to see that talent in action.
Doubtful
Grandmom probably didn't even realize the shirt she put on that morning.
Short hair, don't care. Beer in hand. Flaunt that pink shirt like it's going out of style Gram.
I. Trust
She seems honest to me. I'd trust her.
Being honest not only means telling the truth but also being genuine and sincere in our words and actions. Girl, please don't lose my trust.
Bald Spot
"It's not a bald spot it's a solar panel for a sex machine."
This guy probably knows what he's wearing. Barely old enough to classify as elderly.
Check Your Man
"Your boyfriend likes my instagram posts."
Can you blame him? Until you're married, all bets are off. Keep liking gentlemen.
Killing My Vibe
The girls are evidently enjoying themselves thoroughly.
I can feel your energy from two planets away. I got my drink, I got my music I would share it but today I'm yelling. ***** don't kill my vibe!
Stronger Together
"When women support each other great things happen."
Can't argue with the shirt. Women have proven time and again that when they come together, they can accomplish incredible things.
Good Point
"Fat people are hard to kidnap!"
Now that I actually have to think about that statement — it's 100% true. This would require a lot more energy from the kidnappers.
Who Dis?
New phone, who dis? is a popular phrase used to avoid unwanted conversations.
She's not in public yet but she's heading out shortly. As the expression grew in popularity, it has been appropriated into image macros, music videos and other pieces of culture.
20% Hotter
Her facial expressions says it all. She knows she's vibing.
There's a lot of confidence in this woman. You might even think she's 20% hotter than you with that strut. Maybe it's true after all.
Oh Dear
She may be covering a 'c' with her arm? Perhaps...
The Far East T-shirt movement needs a better English translator. These poor people have no clue.
Up For It?
That's gross, unless you're up for it. You taking that risk?
This shirt must be addressing something particularly disturbing. Then again, maybe it's just not something you should be doing in public.
Young At Heart
This guy knows exactly how to shut down haters.
Cheeky grandads who are proud to be growing old disgracefully. Still young at heart.
Lucky
"Who needs luck when you have these."
She's playing her assets. Don't hate the game, hate the player.
Confidence
"Loved by some, wanted by many."
She thinks she's all that. Maybe she is? Some know. Some will never.
Yes It Does
How likely is it that you'll be wearing this shirt the day you get arrested?
The fact that they are able to express their feelings without using words is really helpful.
Models Only
"Sorry girls, I only date models." Guess that's why he's cooking alone.
What audacity! He only dates models? The shirt isn't even clean! It might work out for him after all if he has that level of confidence.
Naughty Boy
"You're a naughty boy, now go to my room."
Now it makes sense why all the boys want to play at Johnny's house. Have some respect, will ya.
He's Connected
It's about who you know, not what you know.
He's got the right idea about becoming famous. Having famous friends or family could certainly land you a job on a movie set.
Please Don't...
"Please do not feed the models." Are these the models?
If I can't look at a few nice Dodge trucks, these will just have to do.
Not North Face
He looks young, but he has a lot of confidence.
The best part is probably the tagline "NEVER STOP STUDYING". Study that face constantly, indeed.
Listen Up
This might be the most effective way to get attention in a room full of people.
The only time anyone listens is when you fart, and everyone goes silent all of a sudden. It's finally time to talk!
1 Star
A year that we could do without, 2020.
It's probably not controversial to say that 2020 was a terrible year. At least someone is having fun with it. A one-star year, indeed.
Seinfeld Fanatics
There is a family that loves Seinfeld, and they made a family outfit in honor of it.
The crew has a clear favorite character, and that is George Costanza. George is famous for complaining about anything and everything, but no one complains here.
Not Lying
He does dumb things. His hand and shirt as evidence.
This shirt might not even be necessary if you see a kid in a hospital with gauze or a cast covering one of their hands.
How Ironic
You may not think this "I heart bacon" t-shirt is so bad, but look closer and you'll see this guy truly squirming when he stares into bacon's face.
This tee screams wrong place, wrong time. This ironic moment may make him reconsider his firm meat-loving stance and convert to veganism.
Thailand Love Me
His smile says it all. There is someone in Thailand who loves this Thailand guy, and he couldn't be happier.
He might be on his way to see his beloved right now, as it looks like he is in an airport. If he gets there, he can inform them of his very irritating typo.
Not A Quitter
"I'm not an alcoholic. I'm a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings."
It's funny most of the time, but definitely not if you've just been pulled over for drunk driving. It was as if the DUI ticket wrote itself.
Closer Look
Shirts like this one really make you take a second look.
From the back, it looks like a cartoonishly beautiful woman, but look twice to see the real body wearing the purple bikini.
I. Wish
In this quiet room, I sit alone, thinking 'bout the days when we were strong.
Oh, I wish you were here, to hold me close, to wipe away my tears. I miss your touch, your gentle smile, oh, I wish you were here, just for a little while.
Good Dump
The guy is just wearing his truth on a t-shirt.
While out with friends or his wife, he wants to share his interests, passions, and hobbies with those around him. He's letting people know he likes a good dump, and honestly, who doesn't?
100% Jail
She is 98% naught, only 2% angel, and 100% in jail.
To stay out of trouble next time, she must even out those numbers. There is still hope for this woman, as she still has some angel in her.
Backwards
Take me drunk, I'm home. I think someone got a little mixed up when making this funny shirt, but it turned out great.
The only place you think about going when you're drunk is home. The reality is that this is often easier said than done.
Find Rita
Rita has been in this situation before. Her husband always gets lost in public and crowded areas.
Instead of finding him, she simply wrote the tracking information on their backs. Additionally, Rita can now make new friends without having to introduce herself when she's out and about!
Retrospective
At the time it seemed like a good idea, and they have the t-shirt to prove it.
Their situation is certainly sticky. The two bros managed to drive their boat into shallow waters and high grass, and that's not an easy escape.
Chick Magnet
Who could blame this girl for wanting to stay away?
His uniform proves he's a chick magnet. Neither of them appears to be enthralled by the other's company, but it can't be avoided.
Pee Police
The whole picture makes this shirt even more hilarious.
He's clearly walking around a crowded pool area. Even his facial expression suggests mischief and deception in this public pool.
Take Your Pick
There is a very specific way in which this officer wants to be perceived.
Staying ahead of the game is always better than feeling like a fool when you get taken advantage of, and this guy knows that.
Hustle Hard
Hustle brings good things, but the bus doesn't seem to be one of them.
The payoff hasn't quite come yet for this woman's hustle. The aforementioned good things have not yet come to her, for now.
Yolo Swacc
Tell Justin Bieber to protect his swag, because this man may steal it.
With his YOLO shirt, he has the confidence of a teenager, complete with swag. Besides his swagger, he has edgy bangs and cool guy sunglasses.
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It might be time to clear the space before you get caught in the flatulence zone.
After everything has been uploaded, you don't want to be caught or you might get the full, smelly download. She clearly doesn't care, so get back while you can.
Wasssssssup
Don't be afraid to say hey to the haters like this old man.
He is introducing himself with his shirt, and getting the hate out of the way as soon as possible.
One Letter Off
It would be totally normal if that "R" was an "L."
It becomes a very terrible demand from a tee. Even worse, he doesn't seem to be aware of the typo.
Dead Mouse
Nobody wants dead mice at Disney World. Especially, Minnie.
The merchandise clearly did not appeal to Minnie. It's evident that the tee wearer is equally embarrassed by the outfit he has chosen.
Please Explain
There may be a point to this shirt's randomness, but otherwise there is no explanation.
On the shirt, it says "I'm sorry, little friend...I was hasty...You're not a duck..." There is no way to justify these words. Are those lyrics from a song?
Looking In A Mirror
Although cows aren't dumb, they're also not very smart.
This cow may think it is looking at one of its own kind. Maybe it's just confused by the shirt's picture.
Be Different
“BE DIFFERENT”, it’s a powerful message. When it's true.
Just a shame that something like this could occur when a group of people attempt to leave that message.
Please Excuse
Wear this shirt if you want to save time.
You won't have to say a word if your dad says and does all these embarrassing things. All you need is a disgruntled face and gesture.
Liar!
Doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out you're not FBI.
Oh, you're a female body inspector. That we can understand. Enjoy your night in jail.